i really like pizza



theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"



fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies


nintenclo64:

friends: “you should have come with us” image



sexyphancake:

xxfunny-sunnyxx:

Take a hard look at Dan’s computer screen 

beautiful 

sexyphancake:

xxfunny-sunnyxx:

Take a hard look at Dan’s computer screen 

beautiful 


theyoutubefangirl:

This radio show is going to kill me.


susemoji:

new hat



wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

we say never eat shredded weat but close enough



spoken-not-written:


THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE


rennyrensbooty:

yea i have an art style its called shit


skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning