the days when i used the word ‘lolems’ sincerely were some of my worst
i put the hate in whatever
So my parents’ terrace has a little hole in it, for drainage.
My dog thinks it’s a window, though.
She stays like this for hours.
this post ruined my life
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
This is so fucking accurate though
16. Phil’s rare cursing.
Suggested by ameliapondered.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED